Yes, the colorful stories you’ve heard about Yodeling Klutz’s (YK) bedroom proclivities are true: For example, many full moons ago, two of her “generous” friends once gifted her with a pay-for-play boytoy after a spirit-crushing heartbreak.
YK initially played coy after her gay BFFs finally introduced her to Handsome Plaything (HP), asking him if he brought “protection” for the arranged tryst. But even before HP could reply, YK quickly took something from her bag and, voila, handed HP a condom!
YK must have been a girl scout in her youth, no? Laging handa.
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